Q:May I ask some advice? So my parents absolutely despise my girlfriend and it breaks my heart and she also happens to live across the country seeing as I am in Texas and she is in Washington but I want to marry her what the hell do I do
You fucking marry that BABE.
Q:my dog ran away today :(
:( I know it’s sad but maybe he/she just wanted a career in show business and this is actually a success story in DISGUISE?!
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